While listening to music at work, I keep my iPod in the left breast pocket of my shirt to avoid pulling it off my desk and onto the floor when I move around. If you can’t imagine what it looks like when I adjust the volume, you clearly don’t know enough about the iPod. If you can imagine what it looks like, and you’re imagining me doing that, I apologize and suggest sipping some water or coffee to remove the taste of vomit from the back of your throat.
Mediocre pseudo-heist film about MIT card counters working the blackjack tables in Vegas. Based on the true life story of Jeff Ma.
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Jude Law and Michael Caine star in a remake of a 1972 film starring Sir Laurence Olivier and...Michael Caine. Makes me want to see the original.
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Fast-paced thriller that builds the story piece-by-piece through the eyes of those who lived it. Enjoyable, but not great.
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Aliens are causing global warming! SciFi must have blown their entire budget to get Danica McKellar, as it appears they farmed out the special effects to a local high school. Utterly painful to watch.
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I'm calling shenanigans! The only movies that are allowed to rip off both Aliens and Predator are the Alien vs. Predator flicks!
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Middling adaptation of a Ray Bradbury story about the dangers of time travel. With cheese.
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H.A.W.T.
Totally H.A.W.T.