Grounds for Immediate Dismissal


While listening to music at work, I keep my iPod in the left breast pocket of my shirt to avoid pulling it off my desk and onto the floor when I move around. If you can’t imagine what it looks like when I adjust the volume, you clearly don’t know enough about the iPod. If you can imagine what it looks like, and you’re imagining me doing that, I apologize and suggest sipping some water or coffee to remove the taste of vomit from the back of your throat.

2 responses to “Grounds for Immediate Dismissal”

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  2. KJToo Avatar

    Totally H.A.W.T.

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