I’ve moved all of the movie reviews from the old format to the new, so they’re now WordPress entries. I’ve also copied over a rant or two from LiveJournal. Some entries go back as far as 2003, so there’s actually a real archive. Woot!
Posted by Kris on 7 Jan 2005 | Tagged as Site News
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Kris Johnson is a human male, approximately six feet and one inch in height. For more than a decade, Kris has been married to a human female with whom he successfully procreated in 2006; a small, male human resulted. Kris spends much of his spare time at The Secret Lair, where he holds the position of co-overlord. He is not especially adept at writing about himself in the third person.
Some films just don't stand the test of time, and Enter the Ninja is one of them. Fight sequences that once were top-notch now seem awkward and anti-climactic, and the plot is stolen from every Chuck Norris movie ever made.
Hidden beneath the titillation and gore is a subtle, complex and surprisingly rich cautionary tale about the dangers of...oh, who am I kidding? This movie is utter trash and proud of it.
One of my favorite bad movies of all time. There's something incredibly appealing about a car that repairs itself, though the cost (human souls) does rival what a mechanic would charge.