Ultrasound 2: Sonic Boogaloo

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Finding out we were pregnant (four and a half months pregnant, no less) was a pretty big surprise for Laura and I, and we decided that we’d had about all the surprises we could handle for a while. So we decided that when we went for the second ultrasound today, we wanted to find out the baby’s sex, if possible.

The doctor doing the ultrasound took his sweet old time getting around to that area as he took various skull measurements, showed us the face, arms and hands, legs and feet and examined the heart, spine and umbilical cord. He was like Johnny Shutterbug, too, snapping off a picture every few seconds. Here’s a fine example:

Baby Johnson
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That’s definitely a head smack in the center, and if you look closely you might be able to make out the shape of an arm just to the right. The little tyke was squirming around a bit, and at one point appeared to wave at us. Though we didn’t get a picture of the wave, it’s on the video, which I’ll be digitizing in the near future.

Finally, it was time to determine just what sort of equipment this kid was packing downstairs. I didn’t see anything but a whole lot of leg at first, and I was afraid that the kid wasn’t going to allow the big reveal.

Then the doctor asked, “Do you want to know the baby’s sex?”

He barely had time to finish his question before Laura and I both blurted, “Yes.” Then he showed us this picture.

That's a what, now?
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Riiiight. I had no idea what we were looking at, so I had to trust that the doctor knew what he was talking about. After it was all over, the doctor handed me the picture and I asked him to explain it to me. He did a very nice job, but the untrained eye may not be able to determine exactly what it is seeing. For further clarification, I’ve enhanced the image a bit…

The Package!

The orange shaded area is the thigh bone, or “femur.” It’s the longest bone in the human body. Three weeks ago, that bone was roughly 29 millimeters in length, which — combined with the 40mm skull measurement — put Baby Johnson’s age at about 18-19 weeks. Based on that, we were given a due date of 27 January 2006. The doctor didn’t change the due date today, but did say that he suspected it was probably off by about a week, suggesting that we’re in week 22, not week 21.

Anyway, the femur isn’t the important part of this image. The white arrow directly above the femur, however, is pointing at the junk, or “package.” The doctor typed three little letters on the screen and I grinned like a clown. Just like that, it’s a boy.

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20 responses to “Ultrasound 2: Sonic Boogaloo”

  1. John & Shirley LoCricchio Avatar
    John & Shirley LoCricchio

    This is the greatest news we have had for over a year now.
    Congradulations!!!!

    Love, Grand/Great-grandmother & John

  2. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    It’s a nerdling!

    you rock!

  3. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Dittoes on the congrats from the whole famn damily.

  4. Smoove B Avatar
    Smoove B

    Always two there are….

  5. KJToo Avatar

    Always two there are…

    I’m going to refer to the kid as “my young apprentice.”

  6. Lil Sis Avatar
    Lil Sis

    That’s great. I can’t imagine how excited you two must be, I know I am. I just have one question: Where’s the baby? Maybe you should show us those pictures next time.

  7. KJToo Avatar

    I just have one question: Where’s the baby? Maybe you should show us those pictures next time.

    Where’s the…?!? He’s right there, plain as day!

  8. KJwon Avatar
    KJwon

    It’s CLEARLY an alien, as seen in the ultrasound pics. A MALE alien, yes; but an alien just the same…

  9. Miscellaneous G Avatar
    Miscellaneous G

    I agree with Lil Sis. File those images under “modern art”. Good thing I never entertained the notion of being a doctor, although I do still fantasize about having to perform an “emergency” tracheotomy on certain coworkers of mine, Sing Sing style. 😉

  10. KJToo Avatar

    Man, I wish I’d been able to keep the picture where my boy is flipping you all the bird!

  11. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Are you sure?

    Seems to me junior would be flipping the bird to those present. I don’t think he’s aware that the rest of us exist.

    How’d you manage to get on his nerves already?

    Unless KJWon is right.

    P.S.
    MFC ooohed and ahhhed appropriately when she viewed the pictures. She wanted to print them. She is excited for the three of you.

  12. KJToo Avatar

    I don’t think he’s aware that the rest of us exist.

    Oh, I’ve told him all about the lot of you.

  13. Slowhand Avatar

    I agree with KJWon. This is clearly something Ripley would be curiously interested in!

  14. KJToo Avatar

    I agree with KJWon. This is clearly something Ripley would be curiously interested in!

    Robert Ripley was just as big a con man as P.T. Barnum. That whole “Great Wall of China visible from space” thing? Utter hogwash. Keep your snake oil peddlers and two-bit swindlers away from my boy!

  15. JamWoman Avatar
    JamWoman

    KjWon is right, definately a male alien. My co-workers and I agree that the only picture that we can tell where anything is is the first one. Then we got out a ruler and measured 29mm and were all amazed at how many of baby Johnson’s femur bones it would take to make one of ours. By the by, any thoughts on names?

  16. KJToo Avatar

    By the by, any thoughts on names?

    The name has been determined, but will not be disclosed until after the boy has been swatted on the rump.

  17. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Bring him over and let Uncle Thagg administer the first rumpus swat in situ.

    If you’ve told him all, he’ll know who.

  18. KJwon Avatar
    KJwon

    Going to deliver the ever-threatened ‘bare-assed lickin’, are ya, Thagg?

  19. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    No, No, No, Tim!

    Just a friendly offer to assist the father-to-be in fessing up proposed names.

  20. KJToo Avatar

    Just a friendly offer to assist the father-to-be in fessing up proposed names.

    You ain’t gettin’ a word outta me, screw!

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