Son of a…

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Miscellaneous G™’s dojo was burglarized while he was at my place last night. The thief or thieves took a number of DVDs and PlayStation 2 games as well as about a hundred dollars worth of change.

Assholes.

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5 responses to “Son of a…”

  1. KJwon Avatar
    KJwon

    Sauna bench! Those fargin’ iceholes! Bastages! Hopefully they’ll have epileptic seizures when playing the stolen PS2 games.

    That’s lower than whale shit.

  2. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Picky, stone cold thieves.

    Enter a man’s domicile without permission to liberate his immediate and future entertainment sources without due regard for established law or private property.

    Miscreants.

  3. Miscellaneous G Avatar
    Miscellaneous G

    When I find the guilty party, I’ll bake him into a pie and gift it to his parents. >: |

    Well, maybe not.

  4. KJToo Avatar

    I’ll bake him into a pie and gift it to his parents.

    How very Sweeney Todd.

  5. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Emulate Astyages ~560BC. Serve his head on a platter to his daddy. (Other stories have him cooked and part of the main course before the head arrives.)

    *NOT* recommended, but revenge is a dish best served cold.

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