I have a confession to make: Laura and I totally got sucked into Dancing With the Stars earlier this year. We were flabbergasted and dumbstruck when Kelly Monaco (and partner Alec Mazo) won, and we tuned in last night to watch the showdown and results of the rematch. During John O’Hurley and Charlotte Jorgensen’s first dance, I had an epiphany.
ME: You know why I like watching John O’Hurley dance with Charlotte?
ME: Because he always looks as though he wants to bang her like a screen door.