Dang it! It’s in there, just in betweeen the lines! Sneaky booger – and he’s already eaten half of ’em! I’m on the next flight to Cleveland – pick me up at the airport with a pasty, some ketchup an’ a glass of whole milk!
As a younger sibling, a proper sign of respect would be the (humble) offering of pasty. A small price to pay indeed for breaking in of your parents. Harrumph, says I.
What will your precious think of you sticking it into a hot oven, then covering it with butter and ketchup? Will your precious appreciate you jamming a steely knife through its delicate covering? Then I suppose you plan on eating your precious? Perhaps we have fouled your evil plan, and exposed your true intentions to your precious.
Now you’ve gone and made me hungry.
I suppose I’ll have to settle for roasted chicken, baked sweet potato (with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon) and homemade cranberry sauce.
Thagg, who is to say that rather than breaking the parents in you didn’t just break the parents?
Ok, so, KJwon totally knows how to play the mom. Having the daughter call to ask Grandma and Grandpa to come and see her sing in the concert. Yuppers, KJwon, way to play that one.
mmmmmm….paaasstyyyy….
Where’s the invite?
Dang it! It’s in there, just in betweeen the lines! Sneaky booger – and he’s already eaten half of ’em! I’m on the next flight to Cleveland – pick me up at the airport with a pasty, some ketchup an’ a glass of whole milk!
I would like to cordially invite you both to stay away from my damn pasties.
I would also like to cordially invite you to make your own damn pasties.
We won’t let them take you, will we, precious? Filthy siblingses wants to steal my precious!
Take them?
I think not.
As a younger sibling, a proper sign of respect would be the (humble) offering of pasty. A small price to pay indeed for breaking in of your parents. Harrumph, says I.
What will your precious think of you sticking it into a hot oven, then covering it with butter and ketchup? Will your precious appreciate you jamming a steely knife through its delicate covering? Then I suppose you plan on eating your precious? Perhaps we have fouled your evil plan, and exposed your true intentions to your precious.
Now you’ve gone and made me hungry.
I suppose I’ll have to settle for roasted chicken, baked sweet potato (with butter, brown sugar and cinnamon) and homemade cranberry sauce.
It’ll do.
But it ain’t pasty.
Chuh!
MOM made me some pasties last night. She hopped on a plane and came down JUST so she could hook me up with the BEST. PASTY. EVAR.
KJWon said:
And here I thought Mom was there to see your daughter’s concert.
There you go thinking again. It appears Mom still knows how to multi-task, not to mention really take good care of her offspring.
Way to go Mom!!!
Looks like I’m on my own in the pasty department.
Dammit.
Get yer kids on stage, and mom will be there in a heartbeat…
Hmmm…
KJToo, way to go, boy!
Thagg, who is to say that rather than breaking the parents in you didn’t just break the parents?
Ok, so, KJwon totally knows how to play the mom. Having the daughter call to ask Grandma and Grandpa to come and see her sing in the concert. Yuppers, KJwon, way to play that one.