Seasons Greetings

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I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and also a Happy Chanukah, Pleasant Festivus, Joyous Kwanzaa and a Downright Spiffy Agnostica. Whatever you’re into, I hope the last few days of 2005 are good to you.

My gift to everyone who reads this is not subjecting you to my reviews of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and King Kong until at least tomorrow. It’s not so much a Christmas Miracle as a Christmas Reprieve.

Happy holidays.

9 responses to “Seasons Greetings”

  1. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Ya, Merry Christmas.

  2. KJToo Avatar

    Thagg said:

    Ya, Merry Christmas.

    Hauska joulua, haiska nuppa.

  3. mtwiitala Avatar
    mtwiitala

    In the interests of being at the very least, superficially PC, Happy Holidays to All and to All a Good Night (10:29 PM, December 25, 2005).

  4. KJToo Avatar

    mtwiitala said:

    In the interests of being at the very least, superficially PC, Happy Holidays to All and to All a Good Night (10:29 PM, December 25, 2005).

    How very Western hemisphero-centric of you! What about all those people for whom the 26th of December had already begun? Just gonna leave them out in the cold? 😉

  5. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    In the interests of being at the very least, superficially PC, Happy Holidays to All and to All a Good Night

    Who are you afraid of offending? How could someone get offended by that they claim not to believe in anyway? Just curious.

    How very Western hemisphero-centric of you! What about all those people for whom the 26th of December had already begun? Just gonna leave them out in the cold? 😉

    At the very least.

  6. Elder, Bigger, Lil Sis' Avatar
    Elder, Bigger, Lil Sis’

    In the words of Charlene “Merry Ho Ho” and yes, I know I’m late, but I was celebrating not glued to a computer…

  7. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Young Johnny went up to his teacher with a troubled look on his face.

    “What’s the matter, Johnny?”

    “This Christmas book has bad words in it.”

    “I don’t believe I’ve ever seen bad words in that book, Johnny, why don’t you show them to me.”

    “See right here, it says ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’!”

    Merry Ho, Ho, indeed.

    C’mon, you chuckled, you know you did.

  8. JamWoman Avatar
    JamWoman

    It could be worse, she could say “Merry Ho Ho, ya ‘ho‘!”

  9. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Yet she didn’t.

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