Presenting Kyle Abraham Johnson

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At 12:54pm on the afternoon of 13 January 2006, Kyle Abraham Johnson 1Not “Diamond Neil Johnson.” I’m afraid that was a little mischief Laura and I cooked up for the benefit of those who really, really wanted to know his name ahead of time. was delivered by Caesarian section. Kyle weighed 8 lbs, 5.9 oz. at birth, and measured 20″ in length. His hair is dark blond, his eyes are blue and he has ten fingers, ten toes, two ears, two eyes, one nose and one mouth. 2And two testicles. I was there when the nurse counted them.

Kyle has a healthy set of lungs, which he put to good use mere moments after being removed from his growth chamber. He is doing very well, as is his extremely proud (not to mention entirely awesome) mother.

As today is Friday the 13th, I thought there was really only one way to properly present my son to the world.

Kyle, your dad is a nerd.
(Click image for Kyle’s debut photo gallery.)

References
1 Not “Diamond Neil Johnson.” I’m afraid that was a little mischief Laura and I cooked up for the benefit of those who really, really wanted to know his name ahead of time.
2 And two testicles. I was there when the nurse counted them.

13 responses to “Presenting Kyle Abraham Johnson”

  1. Elder, Bigger, Lil Sis Avatar
    Elder, Bigger, Lil Sis

    Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I hope that both Kyle and Laura are doing well!!! And it is so completely befitting of you to have your first born child on Friday the 13th! And you have to realize how great Laura truly is to allow you to take pictures with the Jason mask……Go Laura, you rock!!

  2. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Congrats to new parents (and grandparents) and Kyle.

    Now, where am I supposed to find a Diamond Neil to send all this personalized, engraved, non-returnable crap?

  3. RebelMystic Avatar
    RebelMystic

    Way to go! Congratulations Laura and KJII, welcome to Kyle (KJIII)!

  4. Jude Avatar

    Congratulations, guys. And happy birthday, Kyle! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    MFC says “cute”.

    She says that a lot around little babies.

    Predisposed in her genetic programming?

    She liked most of the pics.

    Except for, you know, the mask thing. Once I ‘splained it, she just thought it was weird.

    So it worked.

  6. Elder, Bigger, Lil Sis Avatar
    Elder, Bigger, Lil Sis

    I believe that Kyle is technically KJIV…

  7. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    Congratulations! Wow, Friday the 13th. Very fitting.

  8. Miscellaneous G Avatar
    Miscellaneous G

    That’ll do. Johnsons. That’ll do. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Jahnoth Avatar
    Jahnoth

    Well done, grasshopper. And congratulations.

  10. Codeshaman Avatar

    Wow! Look at what you guys made with stuff just lying around the house! Excellent!

  11. KJToo Avatar

    Codeshaman said:

    Wow! Look at what you guys made with stuff just lying around the house! Excellent!

    Okay, that’s pretty darn funny. Thanks.

  12. Claire Avatar
    Claire

    Congratulations, Kris. Good to know the three of you are doing well.

  13. KJToo Avatar

    Claire said:

    Congratulations, Kris. Good to know the three of you are doing well.

    Thank you muchly, Claire!

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