Presenting Kyle Abraham Johnson

At 12:54pm on the afternoon of 13 January 2006, Kyle Abraham Johnson ¹Not “Diamond Neil Johnson.” I’m afraid that was a little mischief Laura and I cooked up for the benefit of those who really, really wanted to know his name ahead of time. was delivered by Caesarian section. Kyle weighed 8 lbs, 5.9 oz. at birth, and measured 20″ in length. His hair is dark blond, his eyes are blue and he has ten fingers, ten toes, two ears, two eyes, one nose and one mouth. ²And two testicles. I was there when the nurse counted them.

Kyle has a healthy set of lungs, which he put to good use mere moments after being removed from his growth chamber. He is doing very well, as is his extremely proud (not to mention entirely awesome) mother.

As today is Friday the 13th, I thought there was really only one way to properly present my son to the world.

(Click image for Kyle’s debut photo gallery.)

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↑1	Not “Diamond Neil Johnson.” I’m afraid that was a little mischief Laura and I cooked up for the benefit of those who really, really wanted to know his name ahead of time.
↑2	And two testicles. I was there when the nurse counted them.

13 thoughts on “Presenting Kyle Abraham Johnson”

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I hope that both Kyle and Laura are doing well!!! And it is so completely befitting of you to have your first born child on Friday the 13th! And you have to realize how great Laura truly is to allow you to take pictures with the Jason mask……Go Laura, you rock!!