Things You Didn’t Need To Know: Anagrams

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Over the years, I’ve used a couple of different anagrams of my first and middle names (“Kris” and “Alan,” respectively) for gamertags or names in various different places. When I used to play a lot of CounterStrike, my gamertag was “Karnalis,” which I also used in several Xbox games. Another anagram that I used far less frequently is “Salnikar.”

Yesterday, an unfortunate new anagram occurred to me: Anal Risk.

That’s just unpleasant. I’ve long been aware that my first name is an anagram of “risk” (and, appropriately, “irks”), and my middle name can be reordered to spell “anal” (and, not at all appropriately, “Lana”), but it has never before occurred to me to combine the two anagrams in that order.

Anyway, if I ever form a death metal band, I think I know what I’ll call it.

6 responses to “Things You Didn’t Need To Know: Anagrams”

  1. Thagg Avatar
    Thagg

    Anyway, if I ever form a death metal band, I think I know what I’ll call it

    Anal Risk Lana?

    Too Funny.

  2. Slowhand Avatar

    Jesus God man! Get some help!!

  3. KJToo Avatar

    Slowhand said:

    Jesus God man! Get some help!!

    Isn’t blogging a kind of group therapy?

  4. Miscellaneous G Avatar
    Miscellaneous G

    Let’s throw the whole name in, shall we?

    “Risk anal nosh, Jon?”

    Ugh! I may be ill!

  5. KJToo Avatar

    Miscellaneous G said:

    Let’s throw the whole name in, shall we?

    “Risk anal nosh, Jon?”

    Ugh! I may be ill!

    Now that, sir, is nasty.

  6. Miscellaneous G Avatar
    Miscellaneous G

    I’m sure Jon would agree.

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