Hustle & Flow, as it turns out, is not a superhero buddy film featuring The Flash and Aquaman. It is entirely possible that I am the only person on the planet who is saddened by this realization.
Where’s the love for Aquaman, people? Where’s the love?
Back when we were only knee high to a grasshopper, my brother and I sported Underoos when it came time for beddy-bye. Erik’s were tailored after Aquaman’s outfit and came with an “A” emblazoned on the chest, probably to give you a clue who the Hell you were supposed to be. My underclothes were modeled after Tony Stark’s very own Iron Man armor. They may not have been made of a highly resilient super alloy or given me any special powers (believe me, life would have been different if they had), but in retrospect they made me a heck of a lot cooler than my sibling, whose attire made him resemble merely the mightiest Sea World employee of all time.
Perhaps I’ve shared too muchthis time…
“I know I’m a nerd, but at least I’m not that guy” should probably be our motto here at KJToo.com.
So it would seem…
Well I’m not.
At all.
You may have already guessed that anonymous is me again.
Drat.
Wheres the love for Magnus, Robot Fighter, thats what I’d like to know?
I keep my love for Magnus in the same place I keep my love for Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom.
I am not an expert on comics by any means. I do however, feel comfortable that Namor the Sub-Mariner is the cooler of the underwater superheroes. Please feel free to discuss.
That’s a fairly safe stance, I think.
Then again, Namor has little wings on his ankles. I don’t know how “cool” that is.