Kyle is six months old today, and it’s true: he has no job. I’ve been trying to help him with his résumé, and I’ve come up with a fairly impressive list of skills:

• rolling over (back-to-tummy)
• grabbing own feet
• grabbing daddy’s glasses
• drooling/slobbering
• burping/barfing
• assorted cuteness

He is also working on becoming fluent in babble and is taking a class to master tummy-to-back rollovers. His short-term goals include achieving mobility and getting a good grip on daddy’s beard.