KJToo

• Enter the Ninja (1981) 4/10

  2008-11-21 00:32

  

  Some films just don't stand the test of time, and Enter the Ninja is one of them. Fight sequences that once were top-notch now seem awkward and anti-climactic, and the plot is stolen from every Chuck Norris movie ever made.

  0.3

• Quest for Fire (1981) 7/10

  2008-11-19 23:19

  

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• The Toxic Avenger (1984) 2/10

  2008-11-14 23:59

  

  Hidden beneath the titillation and gore is a subtle, complex and surprisingly rich cautionary tale about the dangers of...oh, who am I kidding? This movie is utter trash and proud of it.

  0.3

• Get Smart (2008) 5/10

  2008-11-12 23:00

  

  Laura says that the big problem with Get Smart is that it gets too hung up on having a plot. As weird as it sounds, I tend to agree.

  0.3

• Christine (1983) 6/10

  2008-11-09 23:59

  

  One of my favorite bad movies of all time. There's something incredibly appealing about a car that repairs itself, though the cost (human souls) does rival what a mechanic would charge.

  0.3

• Shoot 'Em Up (2007) 7/10

  2008-10-21 00:14

  

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