When Laura refers to Law and Order: CI as “Creamy Italian”, I consider it a small but meaningless personal victory.
Acres of style, but very little substance. The Spirit is all over the place: campy, serious, and everywhere in between. Eva Mendes is little more than empty-calorie eye candy; Samuel L. Jackson is clearly having fun but even that isn't enough to redeem this dud.
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Flashy, violent and physics-defying tale of a fraternity of secret assassins. An entertaining watch with a very familiar feel if you've watched director Timur Bekmambetov's Night Watch and Day Watch.
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Some films just don't stand the test of time, and Enter the Ninja is one of them. Fight sequences that once were top-notch now seem awkward and anti-climactic, and the plot is stolen from every Chuck Norris movie ever made.
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Hidden beneath the titillation and gore is a subtle, complex and surprisingly rich cautionary tale about the dangers of...oh, who am I kidding? This movie is utter trash and proud of it.
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Laura says that the big problem with Get Smart is that it gets too hung up on having a plot. As weird as it sounds, I tend to agree.
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Amen, brother