We usually drop a baby wipe over the spigot so that the stream will be deflected in the case of an unscheduled fountain show (I know, shades of the Bellagio in Las Vegas).

Reminds me of the lethal combination of diet coke and mentos

miniTotoro on Wednesday, 07 March 2007 at 1:57 pm said:

And lo, thy mighty golden fountain was no more as thou applied thy holy pee-pee tee pee.

Clever. We usually drop a baby wipe over the spigot so that the stream will be deflected in the case of an unscheduled fountain show (I know, shades of the Bellagio in Las Vegas). The key word there is “usually”, and Kyle has displayed an uncanny knack of letting fly (or flow) when we forget to take precautionary measures.

Greg on Tuesday, 06 March 2007 at 6:49 pm said:

Yet more info on what I have coming. Except for the golden showers. I’m having a girl.

I’ve heard that girls can still get some good distance, Greg. Expect the unexpected!

We were hoping to get our own little Poop Monster out of his Huggies before the next one arrives this summer but in the words of Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush, “not gonna happen.”

I may be full of quotes but that’s better than what my own apprentice is often full of….

Yet this didn’t change our minds or excitement, and we proceeded to perfect the cloning process four more times over the years.

And the waste producing facilities increased exponentially. I think Huggies should give me a Frequent Pooper Discount. Seriously!

Long story short: I’ve been changing diapers for 10 years straight. I’m looking forward the fast approaching day when I won’t have to change them anymore. One to go, and that’s it. Yippee!