I just witnessed what may be the dumbest bleep in the history of bleeps.
The show: Comedy Central Presents.
The comedienne: Megan Mooney.
The joke: Dad calls Megan and her sister “ladies”. “Thanks a lot, coach,” Megan says.
The bleep: “You just earned yourself another clipboard for Father’s Day, a-<bleep>.”
Now, I want to point out that Megan did not say “ass”; she said “a”. A-hole. She censored her own joke.
And they bleeped the “hole”.