Begone, ye fools and showers! April is no more!
As is my annual tradition, I am posting (some of) the lyrics from Jonathan Coulton’s “First of May”, with the caveat that the remaining lyrics are decidedly adult in nature.
Jonathan Coulton is as close to an Internet rock star as one can possibly be. His song “Skullcrusher Mountain” is the official theme of The Secret Lair, and if that isn’t enough to convince you, Coulton’s “Still Alive” appears not only in the wildly popular first-person shooter, Portal, but also in the wildly popular musical madness known as Rock Band.
Yes, he’s an incredibly talented, incredibly funny, incredibly bearded guy, and he wrote a song just for today.
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
Then a little conversation
with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said, “I’m sick and tired of winter,
and I wish that it was spring.”
Then a little fella named Robin Red Breast
began to sing.
And he sang,
what you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
now’s the time for all the people to get together…
‘Cause it’s the first of May,
first of May…
“First of May” by Jonathan Coulton
Whether or not you celebrate today in the spirit that Jonathan intended, do get outside and enjoy the weather, and if you should stumble across someone who is celebrating in the spirit of the song…well, it’s probably best to just avert your eyes.