Why wasn’t I told about Black Water? Why did I have to stumble across it in the local video store? I need to know these things. Don’t you understand? I need to know.
“Inspired by true events”? That tears it: I’m never going swimming again.
And what’s with all the crocodile movies coming out of Australia all of a sudden? 1See also: Rogue. Shouldn’t they be making movies about marsupials?
Oh, wait. Never mind.
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