Hot on the heels of news that Joss Whedon is re-shooting the pilot for his upcoming sci-fi/thriller series, Dollhouse, executives at FOX announced that the show has been pre-canceled.
"We don't anticipate that the show will appeal to a broad audience," remarked a FOX spokesperson. "It's just way too...'out there' to bring in the ratings share we'll need to compete in early 2009, so we're pulling the plug. We'll air three episodes out of order in January in a timeslot usually reserved for Billy Mays and Kevin Trudeau, a fourth episode will air on FSN Tennessee during the Super Bowl, and then we'll replace it with an as-yet-untitled sitcom starring Dane Cook."
"[The pilot] Joss is re-shooting probably won't even air," the spokesperson added.
Potential fans of the doomed series began a "Save Dollhouse" letter-writing campaign in November 2007, shortly after production was announced. FOX receives hundreds of impassioned pleas to keep the series on the air every day.
"The response has been great," Whedon said in a recent interview on Entertainment Insider. "I've been blessed with some very loyal fans."
When asked about rumors that most of the letters are written by one fan, Derrick Stroyer, who also continues to write similar letters pleading for the return of Firefly, another failed Whedon vehicle, the writer/director/producer/caterer replied, "Yes. Okay. A very loyal fan."
In the same interview, Whedon announced that he will definitely not be working on a sequel to the movie based on Dollhouse. The movie, tentatively titled Echo, will continue the storyline where the series inevitably leaves off. Echo will be in theaters on August 19, 2011. Derrick Stroyer is already in line for tickets.
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