Comments on: Non Sequitur: Fun Facts (Round 1)

By: Kris

Kris — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:14:06 +0000

@J.R. — I daresay that no one is better positioned to verify FUN FACTS about Jared Axelrod than you are. I can only imagine how disconcerting it must be to begin the evening meal with clean-shaven Jared and finish it with goatee-sporting Evil Jared.

By: J.R. Blackwell

J.R. Blackwell — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:45:09 +0000

That is totally true about Jared Axelrod. I have seen it.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:53:53 +0000

Well of course! That makes espionage much easier!

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:45:42 +0000

@Rachel — No gills, no wings, no spiral horn sprouting from the center of my forehead; I am a shocking study in what thirty-something, overweight, bespectacled white guys with goatees look like.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:11:29 +0000

@Kris You mean that was photoshopped?!
I bet you don’t have wings either!

By: Kris

Kris — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:45:35 +0000

@Rachel — Oh, and I haven't got gills. Yet.

By: Kris

Kris — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:44:50 +0000

@Rachel — Well, to be perfectly frank, dead men are, as a rule, immobile.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:35:55 +0000

Oh I’m sorry I meant “immobilize” – I don’t want anyone to think I’m violent.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:28:30 +0000

That’s just wacky.
You should drink triple shots of espresso more often. I want to see you kill someone with YOUR gills.

By: Kris

Kris — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:56:09 +0000

@Goose — I looked through my mail to see if your cease and desist order has arrived (I assume your lawyer is sending me one) but it has not. You might want to check with the Post Office and consider using some sort of guaranteed delivery next time.