Welcome to Parenthood: Opposites

Kyle accidentally head-butted me a couple of days ago, and my natural reaction was to feign unconsciousness.

KYLE: Daddy, don’t be dead!

ME (without opening my eyes): I’m not dead, I’m knocked out.

KYLE: Well, get knocked back in!

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